ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

spenceralthouse:

Always reblog.

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

Bum chum

thrillionaire:

just spooning my girlfriend

out of her container

it’s ice cream

vladtheimpalainvalhalla:

rifa:

hipsterinatardis:

Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.

I just think it’s hilarious.

OH MY GOD

well this just made my childhood 1000% better

crisscrosscutout:

Enjoying the outside :)